CHENEY UNCHAINED

Dick Cheney shoots friend while hunting quail. What a metaphor!!!! Hunting quail? Little tiny cute birds? Was he doing his part to combat bird flu, or just playing the rich man's game of brave hunter? What A moron! And of course he says it was not his fault. It never is, as when he breaks the law or launches an ill-conceived imperial adventure. But here he is clearly the no-conscience buffoon with no place to hide. Dick, it's you, you, you.